Hatoful Boyfriend
Platform: PC
Duration: 1 Hour
So in this game, you play a Human girl who lives in a cave and goes to a Pigeon School and has to date one of them. I found the fanciest one I could find and helped him realize his dreams of being a musician even though his high society Father would never allow it. Pretty standard as far as dating sim plots go.
There was also some stat mechanic that I never really understood. Honestly once you get over the whole "you're dating birds" gimmick. there isn't a whole lot here. I guess I learned I am not sexually attracted to birds, which is good news I guess.
There are 52 weeks in the year. Some punk buster said I couldn't beat 52 games and write about it during that time. I am now obligated to uphold family's honor and attempt this challenge.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Game #24: BattleToads Arcade
BattleToads Arcade
Platform: XB1
Duration: 1 Hour
Erika and I blitzed through this a few weeks ago on a whim. I had no idea you grabbed wolfmen and then dick punched them. This game is brutal and still pretty hard. A lesser man than I would make a dick punching joke about that "hard" comment, but I'm better than that.
Penis.
Platform: XB1
Duration: 1 Hour
Erika and I blitzed through this a few weeks ago on a whim. I had no idea you grabbed wolfmen and then dick punched them. This game is brutal and still pretty hard. A lesser man than I would make a dick punching joke about that "hard" comment, but I'm better than that.
Penis.
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